WANTED - Ideas for a banner at the cricket tomorrow

[winner69]

I am going to the cricket tomorrow ..... got the sheets and the paints ready .... just want some ideas what to put on the banner(s)

On the ALF thread I suggested that a banner saying 'Wish I'd been screwed by Lara instead of Hotchin' would be the winner of a hypothetical banner competition at the cricket tomorrow.


Well with Michael and his recent sad loss (poor bugger, he did no wrong) and heaps of other things happening must be some brillant ideas out there

Help please

[Yankiwi]

This sheet came from "The Other Womans" bed?

[macduffy]

A bit late in the day for my poor old brain but perhaps something playing on the Lara B(ingle)/B(rian) Lara theme.

Just a starter.

[winner69]

This sheet came from "The Other Womans" bed?

Good one mate

Much more sophisticated and classier than jokes about rings down the sewer or bashed up Aston Martins

Always amazed that people don't get istcuk into Ricky anymore about sleeping in the bushes outside the cop shop one night .... maybe they have forgiven him for that indiscretion

[Yankiwi]

What 4 letter word, ending with "K" means the same as intercoarse?


TALK :D

[ENP]

Ready to mingle with the single miss bingle is a catchy jingle

[minimoke]

What about when Oz get to 200 on the board: "Oz Score more than Fevola!" When they get to 300 the reverse side can be "Oz Score more than Bingle". When NZ get to 10 "More than ALF will get in the $"

[Zito]

Banner next to a portaloo:

"Hey Clarkey! $250,000 says you can't hit this loo!"

[BRICKS]

FORGET the Banners first NZ learn to play @ THE BASIN ............... Oz to WIN...............

[BRICKS]

FORGET the Banners first NZ learn to play @ THE BASIN ............... Oz to WIN...............

M CLARK 42 not out eat yer hearts out along with yer BANNERS..

[BRICKS]

M CLARK 42 not out eat yer hearts out along with yer BANNERS..

THANK you Mr Clarke for wopping the KIWI`s and shame on you W69..

[macduffy]

Nice banner today, Winner.

At least, I assume it was your's

"Which Lara scored the most?" Photos of Lara B and B Lara.

[Dr_Who]

~ I'd run over Hutchins to win the cricket.

~ Hotchin: No Shirt, No Money - Lara: No Shirt, No Charge

~ Hanover is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

~ Make crime pay - own a finance company

Let me have a few more beers tonight and I will come up with some more :D

[fungus pudding]

Bring back Buck!

[Sideshow Bob]

How about:

"We are mud"

Dismal performance