Bad Taste of the Year Award

[Major von Tempsky]

Liz Hurley.

Intelligent, educated, brilliant acting career, good looks, dresses well.

What came over her? A complete beer swilling fat yobbo whose only attributes are a strong wrist and low animal cunning.
Great article page B6 today's Press "Warne a Yobbo We Try to Avoid".
Liz, you have destroyed my belief in wimmin. R.I.P.
I suppose the next bet is How long will it last? Maybe a month before she sobers up? Cripes what a hangover she will have - Did I really do that with that slob?

[shasta]

Liz Hurley.

Intelligent, educated, brilliant acting career, good looks, dresses well.

What came over her? A complete beer swilling fat yobbo whose only attributes are a strong wrist and low animal cunning.
Great article page B6 today's Press "Warne a Yobbo We Try to Avoid".
Liz, you have destroyed my belief in wimmin. R.I.P.
I suppose the next bet is How long will it last? Maybe a month before she sobers up? Cripes what a hangover she will have - Did I really do that with that slob?

I think Kevin Bloody Wilson got it right with "Warney put your wanger away mate"

[asc4]

Liz Hurley.

Intelligent, educated, brilliant acting career, good looks, dresses well.

What came over her? A complete beer swilling fat yobbo whose only attributes are a strong wrist and low animal cunning.
Great article page B6 today's Press "Warne a Yobbo We Try to Avoid".
Liz, you have destroyed my belief in wimmin. R.I.P.
I suppose the next bet is How long will it last? Maybe a month before she sobers up? Cripes what a hangover she will have - Did I really do that with that slob?

Makes me feel pretty good. If Shane can pick up Liz, it must mean I can at least pick up Jessica Alba now!!

[peat]

only way Ozzie is getting on top of the Poms at the moment.
cunning distraction?

[boring]

How do you know the Ozzie is on top?

[Major von Tempsky]

Today's Sunday Star Times reports that Liz Hurley's fling with "Warney" may be over already.

Phil Gifford in his column reports that the Melbourne-Age made a random survey of 1,000 women in Warney's home town and asked "Would you have sex with Shane Warne?".

86% replied "Not again".

[Heke]

hmm… that’s an interesting survey. Just wondering what the other 14% said.

[Major von Tempsky]

Probably something unprintable but effectively meaning F*** Off.

And the latest is that Liz has now dropped "Warney" for texting a married woman in Australia while ostensibly dating Liz.

This by no means the first time Warney has indulged his predilection for texting married women who then complain to the police/media. He never learns. I guess he has some sort of psychosis which is tabulated and explained somewhere in psychology books. Some sort of disconnect with reality.