FAVOURITE INVESTMENT ONE LINERS

[Joshuatree]

Some stocks are cyclic so "Sell high buy low" is a good one too.; simple charting helps timing in and out. "Using T/A " by KW helps. Im still learning.
Like this one too.
"Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth"

[macduffy]

I rather like:

"Where are the customers' yachts?"

Title of investment book by Fred Schweb,referring to an innocent question from a prospective investor.

[huxley]

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! "

[Bjauck]

"We change our recommendation on this stock to outperform"
Translation: "The stock is now at its peak and will likely underperform"

[BullishBear]

” You are only as good as your last trade”.
‘You are not paid to manage cash,”