Funny jokes

[Nor]

What happened to all the funny jokes?

[peat]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

[fungus pudding]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Not even the bears are funny.

[Nor]

Was reading how bear markets are usually short and occur approximately every six years. Seems to follow it will be over quite soon. Hold tight. Unless you are a trader.

[Nor]

Seriously though should have a jokes thread.

[CatO'Tonic]

Was reading how bear markets are usually short and occur approximately every six years. Seems to follow it will be over quite soon. Hold tight. Unless you are a trader.
I have a feeling this bear market might be longer than the average bear. I may have made a booboo in not removing my funds earlier.

[Getty]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Ah well, we'll just have to grin and bear it..

[dubya]

There’s not much to joke about now-a-days.
I filled my car up with petrol today, and when I went in to pay for it I felt really really really sick.
I think I’ve got car owner virus. ;)

[Joshuatree]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Have you ever seen a bear with a sore head...now that's funny.:)

[Brain]

A Priest a Rabbi and an economist walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says “Is this some kind of joke?”

[Brain]

An economist walks into a bar and lowers it.

[Poolboy]

A Priest a Rabbi and an economist walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says “Is this some kind of joke?”

Another one.

A priest, a church minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. the barman says to the rabbit "What are ya havin'?" the rabbit says "I dunno, I'm only here because of autocorrect."

[Baa_Baa]

there are only two types of people in the world those that can extrapolate from incomplete information

Not really a joke, unless you don't get it.

[Snow Leopard]

There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who count in binary and those who don't.

[DazRaz]

There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who count in binary and those who don't.

Don't be silly. All programmers ever think about is Hex.

[Nor]

What do you call the three o'clock gathering of cars outside schools on weekdays?
The mum's rush.

[aquaman]

Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there

[cymonger]

A guy walks into a bar and hears two women talking. He asks,

"Hey, are you two girls from England?"

"Wales you idiot," they reply.

"Sorry, are you two Whales from England?"

[Muse]

An Englishman, Scotsman, and North Irishman walk into a bar.

But then the Englishman wanted to leave so they all had to go.