Originally Posted by
Logen Ninefingers
'Drunk and inappropriate': a Lefty multi-choice.
You've got absolutely sh*t-faced and done something to bring yourself and your party / council into disrepute. How do you 'take responsibility and show contrition'? Choose from the below options. These can be used on their own or in combination:
A) I'm having a mental health crisis brought on by the work pressures inherent with saving the planet.
B) Colonisation was always going to lead me here, life is so tough for elite wahine.
C) Winning $1.3 million playing Lotto wrecked my life. Have some empathy you ‘privileged’ sods.
D) Misogyny, innit.
E) I'm an alcoholic, deal with it (because I haven't).