Been there and got very upset
No one has mentioned Penny!
Don't you love Penny?
Penny may be able to answer the questions you do not need to ask.
Penny gets rather confused if you ask her a 'hard' question.
Over thirty years ago there was a text based computer game called Adventure where you could get stuck in a "maze of twisty little passages" (you keep picking a direction to move and you are still in the maze) which played on the University mainframe computer.
Penny is the modern version.
Best Wishes
Paper Tiger