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A BUSLOAD of naked police officers allegedly used an unmarked police van to drive across Brisbane to a boozy bucks party, horrifying motorists with an impromptu nude dash in suburban traffic.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,27574,26106308-3102,00.html
Two economists were walking down the street when they noticed two women yelling across the street at each other from their apartment windows.
Of course they will never come to agreement, stated the first economist.
And why is that, inquired his companion, Why, of course, because they are arguing from different premises
Hong Kong Economics
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad.
A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door.
The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe."
The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here."
The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address looks exact, Aren't you Mrs. Mathur?"
The Lady says, "No, Mathurs moved away about a year back from this house. We are the Sharmas."
The plumber grimaces, "What kind of people are they, calls for an Emergency repair and then move away."
>> A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
>> He gives the young boy three 10 cent coins to play with to keep him
>> occupied.
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>> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
>> realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on
>> the back.
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>> The boy coughs up 2 of the 10 cent coins, but keeps choking. Looking
>> at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
>>
>> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
>> business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
>> sipping a cup of coffee.
>>
>> At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
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>> neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her
>> seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
>>
>> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of
>> the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
>> and then ever so firmly.
>>
>> After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
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>> of the 10 cent coins, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
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>> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
>> and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
>>
>> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
>> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
>> never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
>
>> you a doctor? "
>>
>>
>> 'No,' the woman replied,
>> .
>>
>>
>> 'I'm with the Inland Revenue..'
I thought what you use is simplified Chinese, hoped that you can understand. Your father is the India lineage, but you, since calls self the Chinese people outward, hoped that you can the self-respect dead weight, three think of the cautious word, looks like such which the Twinkle elder sister couple of days ago said that do not give the Chinese people on the face to discredit. Gesticulates at the forum to other people are not equal to the communication exchange. This is the clear equality place of exchange, nobody uses to install causes a clamor. So as to avoid other people good, is disinclined principle it, bad, then snorts contemptuously. In addition: You everywhere paste the card which these many most people cannot understand, what many sends a posting, but multi-water-drop design time spirit guarantee fairly good quality?