Originally Posted by
Baa_Baa
They're not just any old snails, they're the stripped & spotted, green lipped, two tongued, three toed, endangered, almost extinct, moss dwelling, swamp snails, protected by powerful government agencies who can perpetually ruin your greedy environmentally insensitive investment ambitions! Those very special environmentally sensitive snails also live underground, deep inside prospective gold mines, as do the mosses they need to survive ... that's the truth! I read it on MSM, Facebook, X, and the Greenpeace save the planet BLOG. Call me a liar, and you'll be the ones who are sorry, I know the DOC guy who is sitting on your consent renewal, and I'm his landlord! .. LOL, feck all of you insensitive heartless environmental wreckers and plunderers who just think about your self worth enrichment, I've got a plan for you! It's all about saving the striped spotted snail, the environment, and the planet, you just don't get it.
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