Bonus Bonds Closure

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Be quite a few old ducks out there quite miffed out of killing BB off now -- infact with all the interest rate shafting going on -- there could be a fair bit of mattress stuffing going on ..

Where "Elsie" will people put their $3.3B now?

You say some old ducks will be stuffing their mattresses?
Is that a new version of "Grandma's feather bed" & will it hatch a "nestegg"?

Or, is it just "self Interest"?

Some old venerable gents may not realise they are coming into the money...
There may be some Bonuses, and some Bondage...

The fairydown "quilt" has taken on a new meaning.
They may become "noted" for their comfort.

PS, no Jokes about money shots please.

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Where "Elsie" will people put their $3.3B now?

You say some old ducks will be stuffing their mattresses?
Is that a new version of "Grandma's feather bed" & will it hatch a "nestegg"?

Or, is it just "self Interest"?

Some old venerable gents may not realise they are coming into the money...
There may be some Bonuses, and some Bondage...

The fairydown "quilt" has taken on a new meaning.
They may become "noted" for their comfort.

PS, no Jokes about money shots please.

Okay no jokes about money shots then -- the Banks are probably rubbing their hands together in glee over another potential avalanche of cheap funds coming in, that they will pay F/all interest on to get use of in lowly savings or cheque accounts of the gullable.. is that not a large Money shot enough hoisted by the Aussie Bank on many many Kiwi's ?