Okay, - site has now transferred over and running on a new server. There were major issues with the database and quite a few other things which I won't bore you with.

I know it's been really painful and pretty hard to deal with but hopefully, fingers crossed it's sorted now and running at speed.

Thanks to all those who weren't dicks about things but some of the other comments weren't appreciated that much either.

Just remember this site has been going for 20 years and this is really the first time it shat itself well and truly.