Funny jokes

[Nor]

What happened to all the funny jokes?

[peat]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

[fungus pudding]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Not even the bears are funny.

[Nor]

Was reading how bear markets are usually short and occur approximately every six years. Seems to follow it will be over quite soon. Hold tight. Unless you are a trader.

[Nor]

Seriously though should have a jokes thread.

[CatO'Tonic]

Was reading how bear markets are usually short and occur approximately every six years. Seems to follow it will be over quite soon. Hold tight. Unless you are a trader.

I have a feeling this bear market might be longer than the average bear. I may have made a booboo in not removing my funds earlier.

[Getty]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Ah well, we'll just have to grin and bear it..

[dubya]

There’s not much to joke about now-a-days.
I filled my car up with petrol today, and when I went in to pay for it I felt really really really sick.
I think I’ve got car owner virus.

[Joshuatree]

jokes arent funny in a bear market.

Have you ever seen a bear with a sore head...now that's funny.

[Brain]

A Priest a Rabbi and an economist walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says “Is this some kind of joke?”