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An economist walks into a bar and lowers it.
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 Originally Posted by Brain
A Priest a Rabbi and an economist walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says “Is this some kind of joke?”
Another one.
A priest, a church minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. the barman says to the rabbit "What are ya havin'?" the rabbit says "I dunno, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
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there are only two types of people in the world those that can extrapolate from incomplete information
Not really a joke, unless you don't get it.
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 Programmers Joke
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who count in binary and those who don't.
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Originally Posted by Snow Leopard
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who count in binary and those who don't.
Don't be silly. All programmers ever think about is Hex.
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What do you call the three o'clock gathering of cars outside schools on weekdays?
The mum's rush.
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Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there
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A guy walks into a bar and hears two women talking. He asks,
"Hey, are you two girls from England?"
"Wales you idiot," they reply.
"Sorry, are you two Whales from England?"
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An Englishman, Scotsman, and North Irishman walk into a bar.
But then the Englishman wanted to leave so they all had to go.
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