>> > >>>We always hear"the rules"from the female point of view... Now here
>> are
>> > >>>the rules from the male side.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
>> > >>>PURPOSE!
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
>> put
>> it
>> > >>>down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>> complaining
>> > >>>about you leaving it down.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
>> tides.
>> > >>>Let it be.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
>> it
>> > >>>that way.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Crying is blackmail.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
>> do
>> > >>>not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
>> say
>> > >>>it!
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>> question.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>> That's
>> > >>>what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
>> fact,
>> > >>>all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>> Expect
>> us
>> > >>>to act like soap opera guys.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
>> ways
>> > >>>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
>> done.
>> > >>>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
>> yourself.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>> > >>>commercials.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>> Peach,
>> > >>>for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
>> have no
>> > >>>idea what mauve is.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask
>> what
>> is
>> > >>>wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like nothing's wrong. We
>> know
>> > >>>you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
>> answer
>> > >>>you don't want to hear.
>> > >>>
>> > &gt