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    Thanks Craig....and in a similar vein............

    A Cajun walks into a bar with
    A pet alligator by his side.

    He puts the alligator up on the bar.
    He turns to the astonished patrons.

    "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

    Then the gator will close his
    Mouth for one minute.

    "Then he'll open his mouth
    And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
    In return for witnessing this
    Spectacle,
    Each of you will buy me a drink."

    The crowd murmured their approval.

    The man stood up on the bar,
    Dropped his trousers,
    And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

    The gator closed his mouth
    As the crowd gasped.
    After a minute,
    The man grabbed a beer
    bottle and smacked the
    Alligator hard on th e top of
    its head.

    The gator opened his mouth
    And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered,
    And the first of his free
    Drinks were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

    A Blonde woman timidly
    Spoke up..........
    "I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

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    Default "Last time I checked a nipple it was not a dangerous weapon" Attorney Gloria All


    LOS ANGELES: A woman is threatening to sue after she
    was forced to remove her nipple rings with pliers in order to
    board a plane in Texas. Mandi Hamlin, 37, said she was
    put behind a curtain to remove two rings. Having done so,
    she was allowed to fly, even though she still wore a belly
    button ring.

    The whole sorry saga.............


    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/27/travel/main3976376.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_3976376
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    Default Novel ways to keep warm #1

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    Default The Choirboys role

    Probably seemed a good idea at the time.......................
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    Smart traders, but it would have been even smarter to select a stock which could prove their point.
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    AMR has sold all shares and is pursuing property.

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    heh thats awesome!
    For clarity, nothing I say is advice....

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    For clarity, nothing I say is advice....

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    The SP500 has just completed an extremely rare "black swan" formation. This is a typically bearish pattern and is usually followed by the "Peking seasoning" pattern accompanied with choppy motions. (borrowed from ASF)
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    Default The mining industry hates Labour

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