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    Food label 1.







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    Max just annnounced three weeks holiday so no updates today
    thats pretty funny from where I stand so I put it in this thread
    (unbelievable)

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    Morning Peat

    Amazing is all I can say.

    His Quote. My standard subscription fee for individuals
    is US$190 per month which hundreds of people the world-over
    pay me


    So,lets work it out.

    Say 300 punters worlwide paying $190 pm = $57,000 pm

    Any need to trade? Perhaps not.







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    Hehe, I thought that would make your day Peat[B)][B)]

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    Those who can, do; those who can't, <s>teach</s> sell signals

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    well guess that kinda forces me to go it alone for a while.....
    but yeh no mention of that only a couple of weeks ago when I paid the smackers over...

    perhaps he needs a holiday given the calls lately ... and perhaps he will be all refreshed + rejuvenated when he comes back

    it just seems a bit naff to get me longing the Eur , then watch it fall solidly for HOW many days and then bugger off ....

    i'm still smiling tho (not exactly sure why)
    oh yeh its coz the girl came around last night and brought some wonderful salmon steaks for entree []

    any advice on my long possie guys ?
    hold or bail ?

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    Peat
    Whats you entry price?

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    oh my a sad answer

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    Peat

    You will definately need to place tighter stop
    losses on future orders.

    I'll place some thoughts over on the EUR thread.



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    How to Make a Woman Happy



    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food


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    Hunting Accident
    Phil and Doug are out in the bush hunting, when
    Doug falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing,
    his eyes are rolled back in his head.
    Phil whips out his cell phone and calls 111. He gasps to the
    operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
    can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
    ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... Phil says,"OK, now what?"

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    IRAQ TV Listing Guide

    Monday
    8:00 Husseinfeld.
    8:30 Mad About Everything.
    9:00 Suddenly Sanctions.
    9:30 Allah McBeal.

    Tuesday
    8:00 Wheel of MisFortune and Terror.
    8:30 The Price Is Right if Saddam Says It's Right.
    9:00 Children Are Forbidden to Say the Darndest Things.
    9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers.

    Wednesday
    8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer.
    8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy.
    9:00 Just Shoot Me.
    9:30 Veilwatch.

    Thursday
    8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi.
    8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H.
    9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses.
    9:30 My Two Baghdads.

    Friday
    8:00 Judge Saddam.
    8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things.
    9:00 Achmed's Creek.
    9:30 Nowitness News.

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    From the London lads this morning -


    A couple were invited to a s.w.a.n.k.y family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
    He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

    "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

    To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

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    Not so much a joke, but a challenge to see if you're up to being an FX trader

    I'll put the answer up later on


    Count every "F" in the following text:

    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
    SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
    FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



    How many? One post each

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    well its gotta be a trick but i can only see 3 F's

    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of birdflu. If you experience any of the following,please seek medical treatment immediately:

    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to crap onsomeone's windshield

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