Clean Jokes for Bored FX traders

[arco]

Now heres my type of trading set-up

[peat]

I'm sure that 5 litre cask of Franzia really helps in making good clear decisions about the days trades.

[shasta]

I'm sure that 5 litre cask of Franzia really helps in making good clear decisions about the days trades.

Cask wine in a pint glass, total class

Love the setup Arco!

[arco]

....and now for something a bit more professional.....

[arco]

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Not much fun if you're 7 foot tall like this guy.....

(check out the car in the background as well).
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[miner]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude the hypnotist
Exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each
And every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations'.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
Gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
'SH*T' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.

[miner]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we

started swearing".

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.



"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you

swear after me, ok?"

Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he

wants for breakfast.

Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,

got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what

do you want for breakfast, young man?"

I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."

[peat]

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looks at the man and says, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no
longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man says, 'Okay' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet withPresident Bush.'

The Marine again tells the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapps to attention, salutes, and says, 'See you
tomorrow sir.'

[arco]

What steps should be taken to address the parking problem in Hubli and Dharwad?

KEEP BOMB IN THE PARKING AREA SO THERE WILL NOT BE A TOO MUCH RUSH FOR AT LEAST SOME YEARS.

Posted by ELGI @ 11/27/2008 12:35 PM

Hubli - Dharwad, political leaders are totally corrupt, even all officers involved in that, how can it is possible to solve this issue....., forget about parking, see the roads... every where its dust.. all are Basterds....

Posted by saleem @ 11/27/2008 1:21 PM

http://o3.indiatimes.com/mytimes/arc...6/4949445.aspx

[arco]

You've heard about them...but have you seen one?

Construction begun, 2006. Completed, 2008. Never occupied. Never put up for sale. Never cared for. Weeds and saplings taking over the McGrounds. Who knows the tale of woe behind this embodiment of the burst housing bubble? Divorce? Insolvency? Bankruptcy? Repossession? Death? Whoever finally does move into this pre-haunted dwelling will be greeted by one king-hell of a heating fuel bill. The northeast has not yet seen the kind of new house desolation now visible in parts of California, Nevada, Arizona, and Florida. But the housing bust has long way to go before the median price of a house is equivalent with the budget of the median income.