Clean Jokes for Bored FX traders

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Max just annnounced three weeks holiday so no updates today
thats pretty funny from where I stand so I put it in this thread
(unbelievable)

[arco]

Morning Peat

Amazing is all I can say.

His Quote. My standard subscription fee for individuals
is US$190 per month which hundreds of people the world-over
pay me

So,lets work it out.

Say 300 punters worlwide paying $190 pm = $57,000 pm

Any need to trade? Perhaps not.

[Xerof]

Hehe, I thought that would make your day Peat[B)][B)]

[arco]

Those who can, do; those who can't, <s>teach</s> sell signals

--George Bernard Shaw--

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well guess that kinda forces me to go it alone for a while.....
but yeh no mention of that only a couple of weeks ago when I paid the smackers over...

perhaps he needs a holiday given the calls lately ... and perhaps he will be all refreshed + rejuvenated when he comes back

it just seems a bit naff to get me longing the Eur , then watch it fall solidly for HOW many days and then bugger off ....

i'm still smiling tho (not exactly sure why)
oh yeh its coz the girl came around last night and brought some wonderful salmon steaks for entree []

any advice on my long possie guys ?
hold or bail ?

[arco]

Peat
Whats you entry price?

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oh my a sad answer

1.2503
1.2418
1.2309

[arco]

Peat

You will definately need to place tighter stop
losses on future orders.

I'll place some thoughts over on the EUR thread.

[Xerof]

How to Make a Woman Happy



It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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Hunting Accident
Phil and Doug are out in the bush hunting, when
Doug falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing,
his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Phil whips out his cell phone and calls 111. He gasps to the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... Phil says,"OK, now what?"