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18-12-2008, 09:55 AM
#301
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care
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18-12-2008, 10:07 AM
#302
Scary
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18-12-2008, 04:21 PM
#303
Unbeleivabull
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Not for the first time, life in Queensland resembles a comedy of errors. A father of five has taken anti-discrimination action after his four-year-old daughter was asked to help make a replica of Noah's Ark at a state school. In the same spirit, we urge him and his family to avoid Easter eggs, Christmas presents, decorations and never to mention the Southern Cross. Queensland Health is also doing its best for political correctness. Its new schools kit advocates classroom beanbags and tells teachers not to use red pen for correcting students' work. The colour is 'too confrontational', apparently. We await the state's stop lights being tinted a delicate rose pink and overdrawn accounts being 'in the blue'. As well as in la-la land.
The Australian, Page 13, 5 December 2008
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...39-601,00.html
Last edited by arco; 18-12-2008 at 04:23 PM.
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19-12-2008, 10:26 PM
#304
In forex, everything glitters like gold. Just got an email from a broker who I was chatting with on one of those "24/7 Live chat" java applets. The signature on the bottom made me chuckle.
Customer service/call centre operator/live chat operator => "Senior Client Account Executive"
Last edited by AMR; 19-12-2008 at 10:27 PM.
Disclaimer: Do not take my posts seriously. They are only opinions.
AMR has sold all shares and is pursuing property.
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21-12-2008, 09:39 PM
#305
Nothing like a colourful Christmas
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22-12-2008, 10:42 AM
#306
Originally Posted by AMR
In forex, everything glitters like gold. Just got an email from a broker who I was chatting with on one of those "24/7 Live chat" java applets. The signature on the bottom made me chuckle.
Customer service/call centre operator/live chat operator => "Senior Client Account Executive"
It wasn’t that long ago that we had ANZ people managing poxy suburban branches being called Chief Executive Officers – the writing was on the wall even then.
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22-12-2008, 12:26 PM
#307
On a similar vein...........................
The Australian immigration program is to be replaced making it easier for boat people to 'arrive'.
"Illegal immigrants" will now be referred to as "unauthorised arrivals."
The old term was pejorative and damaged their egos. So they can now arrive in Australia confident that they will be rapidly processed, ahead of those who want to be "authorised arrivals." Family groups will also get preferential treatment.
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23-12-2008, 03:53 PM
#308
Get it UP
Blue pill for sagging Christmas tree
11:30a.m. 23rd December 2008
| By CEN
Scientists have discovered that Viagra is the perfect plant food to perk up flagging Christmas trees.
Researchers from the Faculty of Forest Sciences at the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences in northern Sweden have made a fertiliser based on arginine, which is used in the erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra.
The a amino acid has the ability to improve sperm production and blood circulation in sex organs but can also make spruce trees - commonly used as Christmas trees - grow taller and stronger.
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25-12-2008, 12:10 PM
#309
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26-12-2008, 01:03 PM
#310
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