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    Default Down in the dumps

    A FUMING hubby used a JCB to dig up the driveway of his family home before dumping 20 tons of rubble on his estranged wife’s car.


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2135391.ece
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    Default Zimbabwe unveils $100 trillion banknote

    The move came just one week after the bank released a series of billion-dollar notes, which already are not worth enough for workers to withdraw their monthly salaries.


    Inflation was last reported at 231 million percent in July, but the Washington think-tank Cato Institute has estimated it now at 89.7 sextillion percent -- a figure expressed with 21 zeroes.


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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

    Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.



    One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.



    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'



    As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'

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    Cool

    It's THE profit opportunity of our lifetime…
    POCKET-CHANGE PUNTS!
    Who else wants to discover how to turn
    $500 into $11,775 - or MORE - in 2009?
    If you ever wanted the chance to make a lot
    of money for just a little down - read on…


    Dear Friend,
    Imagine what it would be like to have a $3,295-$11,775 windfall hitting your bank account right now...

    You could put recession worries on the back-burner...
    With that kind of cash coming in, higher living costs and spiralling debts would be far less of a worry. Even finding yourself in-between jobs wouldn't so bad right now...
    You could MASSIVELY boost your retirement preparations...




    http://www.portphillippublishing.com.au/research/asi/12p.cfm?s=W9AAK103
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    It's important to remember that investing in shares can lose you some or all of your investment money. Please seek independent financial advice regarding your particular situation.
    Last edited by peat; 22-01-2009 at 03:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat View Post
    It's important to remember that investing in shares can lose you some or all of your investment money. Please seek independent financial advice regarding your particular situation.
    I didnt read that far Peat
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    Default Kids TV with disturbing sexual undertones

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    Default Its a load of balls - apparantly

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    Dr Baker proposed that men with bigger testicles would be most successful in the race to fertilise most eggs, and that the testis size of individual men could predict their success in sperm competition. Remarkably, Dr Baker had managed to persuade 14 of his male colleagues to measure the size of their left testicle, using callipers. He then asked 20 female colleagues to look at the men, and rank them according to whom they would most like to have an adulterous relationship with. As he predicted, there was a correlation between the big-balled males and the apparent likelihood that the men would engage in extra-pair copulation, if given the opportunity.


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