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02-09-2009, 12:49 PM
#381
 Originally Posted by arco
From: vivian.hope99@yahoo.com
Subject: Hello My Dear one
To:
Hello My Dear one
How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss Jenifer , i know that you may be suprise how i get your email, i got your email today when i was browsing looking for honest partner,then i feel to drop this few line to you , and i will like you to contact me through my email so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we maybecome partner.
Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.
i am waiting to hear from you soon.
kiss regards Miss Jenifer
I emailed her, we started chatting. After about 2 hrs of talk I asked her for a photo so that I can start sending her money and this is what I got... Holy Shiat!  
I think I am in love!
Maybe I should give her my DPC shares instead of cash.
Having got ourselves into a debt-induced economic crisis, the only permanent way out is to reduce the debt – either directly by abolishing large slabs of it, or indirectly by inflating it away.
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02-09-2009, 12:55 PM
#382
She's obviously into Harmonic Trading.
Look at all those Butterflies.
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02-09-2009, 01:03 PM
#383
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02-09-2009, 08:18 PM
#384
Member
Is this the same woman Paul Henry interviewed !!!
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03-09-2009, 10:06 PM
#385
PERFORMANCE not POSITION
A Priest dies following a road accident & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.Ahead of him is a guy, with untidy hair, unshaven and dressed in a khaki coat and sarong tucked up and chewing betel with a tattoo visible in his chest of a cross with the words "YAKKA PARADDAMU" (defeat the devil) wearing BATA rubber slippers with a scarf round the neck.
God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Appuhamy the CTB driver from Srilanka.
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Appuhamy: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
In Srilanka the clergy is reserved seats immediately behind the driver in CTB buses and so the priest recognizes Appuhamy who recklessly drove the bus into the building at high speed.
Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Fr Pinto ,Head of the Don Bosco Seminary Ettukala ,Negombo and one time parish priest of St Mary's Church Negombo and celebrated 40 years as a priest and service to God in December last year.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's dedicated my whole life preaching your Name & wins goodness and bringing up priests to serve you has to make do with only a Cotton robe?'
'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people PRAYED'
It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts even in Heaven.
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06-09-2009, 05:56 PM
#386
Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris
The oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604..
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06-09-2009, 09:00 PM
#387
Junior Member
Originally Posted by peat
I wish my missus would stop putting her topless pics online
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07-09-2009, 11:15 AM
#388
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07-09-2009, 11:31 AM
#389
Originally Posted by speres
I wish my missus would stop putting her topless pics online
So does everyone else on the entire planet!
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07-09-2009, 12:19 PM
#390
Dead Money
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