Clean Jokes for Bored FX traders

**arco** · 07-09-2009, 12:26 PM

**arco** · 07-09-2009, 01:28 PM

**Dr_Who** · 07-09-2009, 03:26 PM

Conclusive prove that men originated from apes.

**shasta** · 07-09-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Dr_Who

Conclusive prove that men originated from apes.

Yup, & we know what google is used for...

**Phaedrus** · 07-09-2009, 04:11 PM

My God, she has had her nipples surgically removed!

**miner** · 07-09-2009, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

My God, she has had her nipples surgically removed!

Hadn't noticed but then I only stared at them for 5 minutes.

**peat** · 07-09-2009, 04:36 PM

i told you we needed a new thread
now I have to be careful opening this one at work! heh

surgical Phaedrus? maybe photoshop

to get this thread on the straight and narrow I dug up some old joke from my email archive of 2004

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "its fart Rugby."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Try and conversion - 7points each".
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, Penalty - 10 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed. The wife says, What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, change sides."