Clean Jokes for Bored FX traders

**Hoop** · 08-02-2010, 11:21 AM

There is a serious gap between rich countries and poor countries.....

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**miner** · 08-02-2010, 01:37 PM

She obviously is yet to experience the joys of gravel rash.

**miner** · 09-02-2010, 02:08 PM

An old chap was in Woolworths the other day pushing his shopping trolley
around when he collided with a young guy pushing his trolley.

He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

He said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond
hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?"

He said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

**Hoop** · 07-04-2010, 12:46 PM

**The scent of freshness**...

A new Woolworths supermarket has just opened in Queensland ..
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the fresh milk stand, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and sausages.
In the alcohol department, the clean, crisp smell of hops of the freshly brewed bitter.
When you approach the egg section, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh-baked bread and biscuits.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

**arco** · 07-04-2010, 09:30 PM

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Two Women Try To Smuggle A Dead Man Onto A Plane

Two women have been arrested at an airport in Liverpool for attempting to smuggle a 91-year-old dead man onto a plane. The female relatives of the deceased, aged 41 and 66, tried to get the corpse onto a flight bound for Germany, by dressing him in sunglasses and sending him through check-in on a wheelchair.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/two-w...#ixzz0kPB7IYkO

**peat** · 18-04-2010, 05:25 PM

http://www.flixxy.com/sun-microsystems-heisenberg-compensator.htm

you know you want a Heisenberg Compensator

or if that's not your bag howabout a turbo-encabulator

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...80462773187994#

**peat** · 02-05-2010, 08:37 PM

at the end of this clip , after telling a few jokes , mostly American specific ones Obama says "all of the jokes tonight have been brought to you by Goldman Sachs - they make money whether you laugh or not"
heh
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8656668.stm

**arco** · 14-05-2010, 07:09 PM

Well I never

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.............The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police...................

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/christchur...ectid=10637316

**fungus pudding** · 14-05-2010, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by arco

Well I never

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.............The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police...................

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/christchur...ectid=10637316

Where's the url to the photo ? - to hell with reading the article.