PEB - Pacific Edge Ltd

[Santiago]

It'll be like this for at least a year yet too

[robbo24]

*DD looks the Multiplan exec in the eye*

"I've got to hold off a little longer," DD said to himself.

"Sign here please David, we need your signature so we can provide Cxbladder to our clients." said the exec, encouragingly.

"My hand is really sore... "
"I've forgotten my signature..."
"Hang on I need to take a dump..."

Go on Snapti, choose DDs next step in the CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TO DELAY INFORMATION COMING TO THE MARKET.

[Whipmoney]

one thing is for sure there will be a few on this thread who got sucked into the RAK rhetoric.... but of course this time it different.

Personally I find the PEB rhetoric quite dry and far too quantitative / factual... I actually wish they'd come out with something more fun and fluffy.

[Balance]

I will say again I am most certainly not accusing the company of non disclosure.
Merely pointing out that the company has a hand in the timing of the conclusion to negotiations.

Personally, I would announce today's deal with the results due this week or next - more impact.

Why announce it before the results if the company can 'control' the timing?

[Harvey Specter]

Ring, ring...
Ring, ring...

DD: David Darling
JW: Jackie here and don't call be Darling! OK we have got MultiPlan all ready to sign up, we are doing it tomorrow.
DD: No, not tomorrow, stall them.
JW: What?
DD: We need to push some good news just before we put out the full year and have to admit that you guys have not actually sold anything despite you saying it was as easy as peeing into a bucket. So stall them.
JW: How?
DD: I do not know your the sales people you must be able to come up with some good bull****, you usually do. Just delay it till the 25th or else.

Best Wishes
Paper Tiger

Disc: The above is totally fictitious.

Alternatively:

ring ring ...

DD: Darling
JW: I am not your darling, stop saying that.
DD: Sorry. any update on this contract, we need it signed like 2 weeks ago. Have you seen our shareprice has dropped below a $1
JW: Its taking a bit longer than expected. They said they had to take a dump??? - when they came back, they questioned if we do a bowel test as well as there as a bit of blood. Anyway, it should be signed by Friday COB.
DD: COB NZ or US time, we need to get this to the NZX asap.
JW: US unfortunately.
DD: OK. I will wait at my desk till it is done, even if I have to submit it on a Sunday.

[Xerof]

Agree Balance, but to be perfectly frank, the team at PEB don't give a "dump" about the share price. They have plenty of things to do in their, so far 12, but exciting next 4 or 5 year plan, than to fret about the fluctuations in market cap.

[okay]

Ring, ring...
Ring, ring...

DD: David Darling
JW: Jackie here and don't call be Darling! OK we have got MultiPlan all ready to sign up, we are doing it tomorrow.
DD: No, not tomorrow, stall them.
JW: What?
DD: We need to push some good news just before we put out the full year and have to admit that you guys have not actually sold anything despite you saying it was as easy as peeing into a bucket. So stall them.
JW: How?
DD: I do not know your the sales people you must be able to come up with some good bull****, you usually do. Just delay it till the 25th or else.

Best Wishes
Paper Tiger

Disc: The above is totally fictitious.

Following on from PT.. a conference call is looming..

DD: Hang on a sec Jackie I've got Swan on the other line, will put it to conference mode.. burr.. burr..
JW: Oh.. ok
DD: Hi Swannie, just talking sales mate, now we want you to stay the f**k away from the ODT this week.
DD: I'm still getting bl**dy emails daily from sharetrader members wondering if the 10's of thousands of tests this year will be in the FY14 announcement..
CS: So what do you want me to say then if I'm asked.
DD: Keep it general mate, you know the 100m in 5 years, it works for me.

Disc: The above is still totally ridiculously fictitious

[Snow Leopard]

There say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (though I am still accepting good reputation).

Anyway i would like to thank my parents, fellow posters, Vince for his wonderful administration...

Best Wishes
Paper Tiger

[Balance]

Take a dump in the rain while wearing upside down shoes?

That's all today seemed to accomplish!

Derek Handley has the answer in his book.

Something to do with snakes hating the rain on a sunny day?

[Dentie]

Aaaaaaaaand, we're back to a buck...

Bloody traders playing around ... I wonder if Salt Funds Management (or other big purchaser) quietly frittered away their mornings purchase