CNU - Chorus

[BIRMANBOY]

C'mon PT get with times...here's the modern translation

Shareholders, detractors, CHORUSmen and women, lend me your I-Pads;
I desire to connect with CNU, not to ignore them.
The evil sites that men visit live on in the cache;
The good sites are left on the favourites.
So let it be with CNU. The nobbly kneed Ratcliffe
hath agreed CNU is ambitious:
If it is so, it is a necessary fault,
And grievously hath CNU been punished for it.
Here, with the permission of Ratcliffe and the team-
for Mark is a straight up guy;
So are they all, all good team players-
Come I to speak at the Chorus funeral.
They are my friends, faithful with their dividends:
Ratcliffe is an honourable CEO
And agrees he is ambitious.
He has laid fibre to many a home and business
And charged a fair and going rate:
Isn't this what Chorus was designed for?
When the Con Com have cried, Chorus has complained:
Business needs to be a strict and stern profit driver:
Yet Ratcliffe is ambitious
And Ratcliffe is an honourable man;
You all did see that at the AGM:
I speak not to doubt what Chorus maintains
but here we are to proclaim what we all do know
You all do want to connect with UFB
so why now do you mourn its imminent demise?
Oh judgement, clouded by Con Com declarations,
causes SP palpitations. Get over it;
My loss is in the dunny there with CNU
And I must wait till it comes back to me.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest -
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men -
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.